Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Random Thoughts

Okay first off, if you haven't seen this video go watch it now. If that kid runs for president, I'll be voting for him.

Secondly, ever tried mind reading? It's hard. Ever tried mind reading when you are given instructions to try to find out if there are DIFFERENT instructions than what you've been given? Try it. That's how my job has been the past two days. I'm working on my mind reading talents now.

If you didn't see me update this on Facebook, and you need a laugh, check out Texts From Bennett. I'm warning you that the grammar and spelling are both horrendous, but to think that this is a real blog and these are real text messages is hilarious. I want Bennett to text me someday. Also, why does this guy have so many unread text messages? I have such OCD about my phone, that would never fly. The fact that I have 3 unread emails (and they aren't really unread, I just marked them that way for a reminder) is driving me INSANE. I want zero notifications anywhere. Clean and tidy. So 135 unread messages?!?! Get with it.

from here
Remember my date with Zach Galifinakis the other night? And how he friended me on FB like a creeper? I have gotten no less than five unanswered text messages from him. Once someone doesn't respond to me once, I give up. If you don't respond to me once, we're done, I'm not putting forth any more effort. So the fact that I haven't responded in a week should be a MAJOR clue to this guy that I'm not interested. 

No. I do not want to go. At all. Oh and! I heard from Batman the other day, wondering why we stopped texting. Because you're married, you go to renaissance fairs, and oh yeah, you dress up as Batman. That could be why we stopped texting.

However, I did have a great date on Sunday night - this one is promising. I'm not going into details, I don't want to jinx it.

I also want to give a shoutout to my new followers! I love you guys, and I'm so glad that I'm getting positive response to this blog. I'm having a good time with it, so I hope you're enjoying it as much as I am.


  1. OMG...we are so related!! I CAN'T have unread messages.anywhere.Nope. I have a friend (the one that bugs you on FB) who has 1500 (I am NOT kidding) unread emails...HOW? How is that possible???

  2. hahaha for some reason that doesn't surprise me about her! I cleaned out my yahoo inbox and i'm down to 2 pages of emails, TOTAL. 1500 unread?! what?!

  3. I think ZG is confusing you with Twitter.